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Me: "I Wasn't Even That Drunk." You Threw A Mushroom T-Shirt

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πŸ“ Size guide & fit β€” Unisex Standard T-Shirt
SizeLength (in)Width (in)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.

🧡 Fabric & fit β€” Unisex Standard T-Shirt
  • Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
  • Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
  • Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
  • Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
  • Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
  • Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
  • Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.

Care: Machine wash at max. 30ΒΊC/86ΒΊF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors Β· Do not use bleach Β· Do not iron Β· Do not dry clean Β· Do not tumble dry

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"ME: "I WASN'T EVEN THAT DRUNK." "YOU THREW A MUSHROOM AT A GARDEN GNOME AND YELLED, 'GROW, LITTLE DUDE, GROW!'" captures a humorous moment with a cartoon of a possum and a whimsical garden gnome. The playful colors of beige, orange, yellow, blue, and green add to the lighthearted theme, making it a fun conversation piece. The design humorously reflects a situation that anyone who’s had a wild night can relate to, especially for those with a quirky sense of humor. It’s a fantastic shirt for social gatherings where laughter and good stories are shared, as it invites smiles and chuckles from onlookers.

Product details

Print placement
Front, Back, Front + Back
Garment options
13 styles β€” unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
Available sizes
S–5XL (range varies by garment)
Material
Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment β€” see Fabric & fit)
Made to order
Each item is printed after you order β€” nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
Care
Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Questions & answers

What is the main visual focus of this t-shirt?

The main focus is a cartoon depiction of a possum alongside a garden gnome, vividly illustrating a humorous scenario.

What kind of humor does the shirt reflect?

The shirt reflects playful and relatable humor, showcasing a funny anecdote about a wild night that many can appreciate.

Who would enjoy wearing this design?

This design will appeal to individuals with a fun sense of humor, particularly those who enjoy playful storytelling and garden-themed motifs.

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