Please Stop Asking Me About My Dream Job I Would Never Dream T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"PLEASE STOP ASKING ME ABOUT MY DREAM JOB I WOULD NEVER DREAM ABOUT WORKING" is printed in bold lettering, capturing a tongue-in-cheek attitude toward the often annoying small talk about careers. The straightforward text projects a no-nonsense vibe, making it an ideal choice for anyone weary of the same questions in social settings. This shirt speaks volumes to people who embrace a life beyond the conventional 9-to-5. It's a perfect way to express a sense of humor about the pressures surrounding job expectations while keeping things lighthearted. Whether at a casual gathering or just running errands, this tee brings a smile to fellow dreamers and skeptics alike.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the printed text communicate?
The text humorously expresses frustration with frequent inquiries about dream jobs, indicating a desire to divert such conversations.
Who is this shirt aimed at?
It resonates with individuals who feel pressured by societal expectations regarding careers, offering a lighthearted take on those conversations.
How is the tone conveyed through the design?
The bold typography and direct wording create a sarcastic yet approachable tone, appealing to those who appreciate humor in everyday life.
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