WARNING NEW DRIVER KEEP DISTANCE Goose T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"WARNING – NEW DRIVER – KEEP DISTANCE" is printed alongside a comically detailed illustration of a goose behind the wheel of a car. The design features black, white, red, gray, and cream tones, capturing the goose’s serious demeanor as it navigates the road. This shirt is designed for the humorous individual who appreciates the comedic side of driving culture. It resonates particularly well with new drivers and those who share a laugh over the quirks of learning to drive. A lighthearted way to signal your inexperience behind the wheel, it’s sure to elicit smiles and chuckles from fellow motorists and friends alike.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What is the primary illustration on this shirt?
The shirt features a detailed illustration of a goose driving a car, humorously embodying the challenges of being a new driver.
How is the illustration styled?
It showcases a detailed illustration style, combining humor and realism to emphasize the goose's serious expression while driving.
Who would find this design amusing?
New drivers, as well as those who appreciate the humor in driving mishaps, will particularly enjoy this comical take on road awareness.
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